The Worm that Turned - A Gnome Free Zone
We're somewhat perturbed to hear of the resurgence of the garden gnome as a so called garden ornament. Kitsch it may be, but as far as 'The Worm' is concerned, the pointy hatted fellows do not belong in the garden. We'll expand on this treatise if pushed, but suffice it to say you wont find any of the little blighters here. If you're looking for gnomes - go for a long walk in the countryside and see if you can find any.
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Stick to singing please Elton.